SON IDENTIFIES AS A CAT

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SON IDENTIFIES AS A CAT … MOMENTARILY!

So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.

Imagine if you can, that one of your kids told you they thought they were a cat?

Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!”

Dad: “No son, you’re a boy!“

Son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I!! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”

Dad: “OK!! “

Son: “Hey, where’s my supper?“

Dad: “Your supper is in the cat food bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy flea ridden cat!”

Son: “What???”

Dad: hits him with a broom, “Get off the table furball!!”

Son: in the corner looking bewildered!

Mom: “Is that cat neutered”??

Dad: “Nope.”

Mom: “I will make an appointment right now!!“

Son: “What???“

Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”

Son: “What???”

Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid flea ball cat!!”

Son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”

Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”

Now that’s what you call united parenting.

Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.

End of story!